Jokes Heaven: 2011

These are my jokes:

Q: Why was the fungi invited to the party?
A: Because it was a fun-guy!

Q: Why did the mushroom went to the hotel to spend the night?
A: Because there was no mush-room!

Q: Who did you saw yesterday?
A: Wood!

Q: There was Sushi A and B. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
A: Wasabi! (What's up, B?)

Ok, now is story jokes.

1. There were three boys called Shut up, Trouble and Manners. One day, they were playing hide-and-seek. Manners went to the toilet and Trouble went to hide. One policeman were passing by and asked Shut up, "What is your name?" Shut up replied, "Shut up." The policeman replied,"Where are your manners?" Shut up replied, "In the toilet." The policeman replied, "Are you looking for trouble?" Shut up replied, "Yes."

2. There were four aliens who came to earth. They could only said one line of english words. The first alien could only say, "Me, me, me." The second alien could only say, "With knives and forks." The third alien could only say, "Because he stole my lollipop." The fourth alien could only say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah," One day, there was a old man who was dead was lying on the roadside. The policeman were checking the old man saw the four aliens. Then the policeman asked the aliens, "Who killed him?" The first alien replied, "Me, me, me." The policeman replied, "How did you kill him?" The second alien replied, "With knives and forks." The policeman replied, "Why did you kill him?" The third alien replied, "Because he stole my lollipop." The policeman replied, "You're going to jail!" The fourth alien replied, "Yeah, yeah, yeah!"
That's it!

Lots of giggles,
Jing Han

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